HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!
Freedom, Independence, Liberty, Hot Dogs, Beer, and Explosives; I am proud to be an American!
Thank you to all of our soldiers (past and present), leaders, and icons who paved the way for us to live the lavish and free American lives we have today.
Today is an important day for all of us, but today is a HUGE day in trailer parks nation wide! The 4th of July is like Christmas/Golden Birthday/Cinco De Mayo x 10 all in one day!
“Lawn chairs rockin’, beer cans rollin’, M-80s boomin’, Ford F 15os Vroomin’!”
That was a poem, by Dr. Gary Drungus, called “Amurica, Fuck Yea.”
While you may not have the luxury spending this day guzzling down beer in a trailer park, you can always look like trailer park royalty. So, as usual, I have gifted you with several Trailer Park Trashions for this holiest of Amurrrican days!
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Stay Trashy, Stay FREE!